I’m so sorry I haven’t been around to write. Very crazy week. Best-friend just left, I’m sick with what I’m thinking is strep-throat (so unsexy) and I could very well enter into the New Year - single.
Don’t ask… Details to come soon.
And oh, yeah… Happy New Year!!!!
*MWAH* xoxoxoxo
Buh-bum.. buh-bum…
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t […]
So, my partner-in-crime best friend is flying in from L.A. on Christmas day, to stay the week. If she comes wrapped up in a big red bow she might be the best present ever. Sweet, smart and sexy…. she is, in my eyes- perfection. The perfect yin to my yang. But maybe I’m biased. In any case, with her […]
“Reality Check- 95 percent of Americans had pre-marital sex”
“More than nine out of ten American’s, men and women alike, have had pre-marital sex, according to a new study. The high rate extends even to women born in the 1940’s, challenging the notion that people were more chaste in the past……………”
Well…. there’s nothing like following in […]
I’ve always been considered a “Good Girl.” I don’t drink or smoke or have much casual sex. Which may or may not be a good thing. They say it’s the quiet one’s that are the freaks in bed. Because, after all, even a good girl has to be bad, sometimes. Which is why the mystique […]
“Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time.”
~Sydney J. Harris
I think that we have all, at one time or another in our lives, felt hurt, betrayed and violated by someone we’ve cared about; like someone has torn out our heart and left us for dead like a worthless […]
On most days, I still consider myself a New Yorker. But when FHM gives the “NFL’s sexiest cheerleader” award to a local Miami Dolphin Cheerleader, I start claimin’ Miami, because yes, I’m that superficial. In fact, I’ve decided to claim duel citizenship.
When I want to be smart…. “I’m from New York.”
But we all know that […]
What could be better than giving a gift for the holiday? Well, Fleshbot says giving some good old fashioned sex advice. “It’s the kind of thoughtful present everyone will love and it will never go out of style.” So here are the some of the best Sex questions posed to Sex advisers round the globe.
Courtesy […]
During a recent, very unscientific poll, I asked people if they believed men and women could be friends without sexual tension. A resounding 90% answered “No.” Well,No……with a few minor exceptions.
“Only if she’s ugly, he’s ugly, or one of them is gay.” A girlfriend of mine replies.
“In most cases, there will always be some kind […]
1. Why women fake it.
2. When in doubt, play stupid.
3. Don’t kid yourself. Its all about sex.
4. “Guys don’t have female friends. They have girls they haven’t fucked yet.”
5. I can do it myself if I want to. It’s just that I don’t want to.
6. How to lie. Badly
7. How to buy a car, wash […]
I’ve officially become a domesticated goddess. I cook, clean, do the laundry. I’m Martha fucking Stewart. Sort of. I am woman. A new woman. A woman who can work all day and cook all night, whipping up everything from Chicken Marsala to Baked Ziti. Okay, so those aren’t exactly the most difficult things to cook, […]
Though my heart and soul are still back in New York, my shoe collection and makeup are here in Miami. Which means, I’m officially a resident. I suppose there are worse places to be, like…Darfur or maybe North Dakota. At least here, in the subtropics, things are still interesting (in that totally superficial, of no […]
According to a recent article in Psychology Today, 66 percent of men between the ages of 18 and 34 look at porn on the Internet at least once a month. Personally, I think that both of those numbers are, well, conservative. Not everyone wants to admit that they spend valuable hours during their work day […]
So last night, my non-lesbian wife, Janelle Pierzina, commonly reffered to as the Buxom Blond, Jedi Janie, The Fembot …… took home the award for “Big Reality Star” of 2006 at the VH1 Big in ‘06 awards show. She was up against some stiff competition in the likes of Flava Flav, Chris Daughtry and Mario […]
First, I would like to thank everyone who followed me over here, luv u! Second, to all the new visitors, welcome, aloha, woohoo!!! No, I’m not a stripper or a porn star, I’m a writer who deals with issues related to sex, love and dating, with a stripper or porn star thrown in for good […]
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