It all started with “Gia.”
You know, Angelina Jolie when she was still relatively unkown, sexually ambiguous and raw. Every girl, gay or straight, was hot for Gia. Which then gave way to my infamous “I could be a lesbian” phase, during which I decided that Angelina or Jenna Jameson for that matter, could turn me out, and I didn’t need to date […]
So moments ago, I received an email “update” on the upcoming and aforementioned Pimp,whores and Johns Pocketchange NYC speed dating soiree for the Rich and Beautiful, where hot women and rich men will meet in five minute intervals to evaluate each others assests (her breasts and his financials). They have rangled as hostess, Samantha “As seen in Playboy and FHM” Cole, whose […]
Courtesy of Arena Magazine - March 2007 edition
My ex stole my panties. Okay, not just my panties. He stole my panties, my hair and my lipstick. One day when I was in his apartment I found a ziplock bag with my “personals” inside of it. For a second I decided maybe he was a closet Drag Queen, but then my mind turned to something far […]
First things first:)
The first round of votes have been tallied and I have indeed been nominated for the “Dirtyspoke.com Sex Blogger Awards 2006″ in the categories of Best Sex Blog, Best Female Sex Blog and Sexiest Sex Blogger. But now I need your votes to win. The prize is an appearence on the Playboy Satellite Radio channel. So, […]
A few years ago, when I still lived in New York, my parents stayed at my apartment to dogsit while I left town for work. When I returned I expected big hugs and kisses, maybe 80 bucks for groceries(hey, I was 20 living in Manhattan) and a hug goodbye. I didn’t expect to be greeted by Zha Zha, with […]
There are few things that are better than sex. The perfect pair of Louboutin stilleto pumps, Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake, winning the Championship in your Fantasy Football league. But almost nothing comes as close as getting back into bed with Jack Bauer after he’s left you for over two years to be held captive and tortured by the […]
I have been trying to ignore this story for nearly a week, but it just seems to be gaining more and more traction. Everyone knows I have had a girlcrush on Kim Kardashian since sitting across from her at Snatch, admiring her equisitely coiffed hair, curvy body, and perfectly pouty lips. It’s of no consequence to me that she’s a […]
“Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious - no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does […]
I’ve never posted a personal ad in my life. I’ve perused many personal ads, girl for girl, boy for boy, girl for boy for couples… Yes people, these are the kinds of things I do when I’m bored during commercials of the America’s Next Top Model marathon and CSI Miami on A&E. I was going […]
Before we get to my mom, I would like to beg,plead,pay,solicit,bribe, ask everyone, my readers and lurkers alike, to please please nominate me for the Sex Blogger awards. You can either click the button to your right, or just go HERE . There are a few categories, but I would like to think I am qualified for Best […]
I know this might incur some hate-mail, but that’s ok. I can take it. People often say that New Yorkers are mean, rushed, not interested in anyone but themselves. When I would tell people I was, in fact, from New York City, they would give me that certain look, like, “Oh, that place. It’s scary and the […]
So, our fabulous plans for sun and surf were thwarted when an awful coldfront swept in Monday. As always, when we can’t lay on the beach and gossip, we eat, shop and well…… of course- gossip.
On our first day we shopped at Sawgrass in Sunrise, a behemoth of an indoor/outdoor mall. It is home to every shop you […]
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