“You.are.Crazy.”
“Why!”
“Because you don’t give up your rent-stabalized apartment on the Upper West Side because your idiot fuckwit of a boyfriend has moved out and left you. Buck up! Get a Grip! Be a woman! Or give the place to me!!!”
Remember my “three relationships. Three years. Three breakups” post. Well, one of said breakups has led to […]

30 August, 2007 (15:32) | Crazy Single Women, boyfriends, breakups, delicate relationship issues, ex's, rent controlled apt. | 4 comments

Guys, you know who you are, and women, you know when your man has them. They are the single most destructive thing to a relationship. And they aren't going anywhere. So I am desperate to know, how does a well-meaning woman deal with the completely immature, toxic, sabotoging, moronic  single friends of her man. They come […]

26 August, 2007 (18:53) | delicate relationship issues, overstaying one's welcome, toxic bachelor friends | 3 comments

At my brothers apt. The city is beautiful. Me. Not so much. Flight from hell. Didn't get in until 2 a.m. Head is throbbing. Nose is stuffed. Can't taste food. Drank a full bottle of Tylenol Cold and Flu and swallowed 4 Dayquil sinus relief caps. NADA. Nothing. Feel like decapitating myself. And my brother […]

23 August, 2007 (22:51) | New York, sick, update | 2 comments

I've been sick for the last week. Which unfortch for me means my brain is mush and I can't put together a coherent sentence. On the bright side, I am on a plane tommorrow headed back to NY!

21 August, 2007 (19:25) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

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MTV's The Hills returned last night and this could be the best season yet. Girl fights, faux proposals, new boobs and old boys, new boys and bad art, and a guy who's name is Justin but wants to be called "Bobby." I'm rockin team L.C all the way:)

14 August, 2007 (19:50) | Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, MTV, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, Team L.C., The Hills, Uncategorized | No comments

Zha Zha, aka my mom, lookin very Marilyn Monroe esque, Pregnant! (with me in her belly:)

12 August, 2007 (16:12) | Zha Zha, hot mama's | 3 comments

3 couples, almost 3 years. Now Toast. We have a circle. Of girls. In different states. On the phone constantly. It's like rehab for singles. Only I'm not single. But I give good phone. "He didn't deserve you……." or "You were so much hotter than him….." "His girlfriend was his XBOX" And when they call, frantic and ashamed, […]

6 August, 2007 (17:42) | boyfriends, breakups, ex's, relationships, revenge, rich men, sex | No comments

Most of the time I get really sweet emails. Saying nice things. But sometimes(okay, just today), I get this:  
From: VirginiaGordo1@[redacted]
"This website is boring. Please add more flavor. I was VERY bored with it."
Notice the VERY in all caps. Not to be mistaken for very, which would have meant only mildly bored. In other words, I suck. And […]

4 August, 2007 (16:06) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

                                                                                                   "One belongs to New York almost instantly. One belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years." -Thomas Wolfe
Yeah, not so much in Miami. I kid you not, if you read the Miami "WFW strictly platonic" section on Craigslist, 95% of the women say the same thing.  "From NY. Have a brain but […]

4 August, 2007 (04:20) | Uncategorized | 3 comments