At my brothers apt. The city is beautiful. Me. Not so much. Flight from hell. Didn't get in until 2 a.m. Head is throbbing. Nose is stuffed. Can't taste food. Drank a full bottle of Tylenol Cold and Flu and swallowed 4 Dayquil sinus relief caps. NADA. Nothing. Feel like decapitating myself. And my brother […]
It's not that I haven't been able to write lately. I have. It's just that I wasn't sure that what I had to say, what I needed to say, belonged here.
But F*** it dawg.
Every single girlfriend I have is having relationship problems right now. A man to fill every category:Cheater, liar, deceiver, abuser, controller, general emotional […]
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The funniest thing about this clip, and trust me, there's a lot of funny… Is Jeannie Moos asking the so OBVOUSLY gay guy, "Are you straight?"
I'm waiting with bated breath for part II: "Sugar Mama's and Poor Boys"
Quotable: "Chloe's physically not that hot, the thing is, you just know if you date her, she will […]
So moments ago, I received an email “update” on the upcoming and aforementioned Pimp,whores and Johns Pocketchange NYC speed dating soiree for the Rich and Beautiful, where hot women and rich men will meet in five minute intervals to evaluate each others assests (her breasts and his financials). They have rangled as hostess, Samantha “As seen in Playboy and FHM” Cole, whose […]
My ex stole my panties. Okay, not just my panties. He stole my panties, my hair and my lipstick. One day when I was in his apartment I found a ziplock bag with my “personals” inside of it. For a second I decided maybe he was a closet Drag Queen, but then my mind turned to something far […]
A few years ago, when I still lived in New York, my parents stayed at my apartment to dogsit while I left town for work. When I returned I expected big hugs and kisses, maybe 80 bucks for groceries(hey, I was 20 living in Manhattan) and a hug goodbye. I didn’t expect to be greeted by Zha Zha, with […]
“Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious - no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does […]
I know this might incur some hate-mail, but that’s ok. I can take it. People often say that New Yorkers are mean, rushed, not interested in anyone but themselves. When I would tell people I was, in fact, from New York City, they would give me that certain look, like, “Oh, that place. It’s scary and the […]
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