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ilyanaMwah.com

I need help. I am keeping ilyanalanai.com but am expanding to also have a tumblog and need a new name for it. Here are the contenders. Thoughts or votes for a domain name can be left in the comments. And if you have any better idea’s PLEASE SHARE!!!
ilyanamwah.com
xoxoilyana.com
ilyanalives.com
itsmeilyana.com
missilyanalanai.com
EssentiallyIlyana.com
SimplyIlyana.com
OR
HeythereCareBear!.com

30 September, 2008 (23:39) | Uncategorized | No comments

Behind the scenes Jason Lam shoot pt 2


25 September, 2008 (16:54) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Are you getting the shoes?


19 September, 2008 (22:28) | Uncategorized | No comments

Under Construction!!!!

As you can see I haven’t posted anything since March. That’s a really long time. I didnt even realize that it had been that long. My desire to take a break from the ‘net coupled with the start of new projects seems to have distracted me. The site is being redesigned so please be patient […]

8 August, 2008 (16:09) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Update: I.AM.ALIVE.

So I was told that I need to inform the world that I am alive. Which I am. Barely. Things went from really really good to really really bad to really really good again (my life story) so quickly that I literally could not even break down how the pendulum swung so far. I’ve tried […]

25 March, 2008 (01:54) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

A few things

I’ve been lagging on the blogging lately. My one resolution for 2008 was to finally concentrate on myself, my own personal happiness and growth/evolution. I wanted to pamper myself as well as search for what would be truly fullfilling. And I have stayed true to my word (i think this is literally the only resolution […]

6 February, 2008 (18:59) | Uncategorized | 4 comments

OMG OMG OMG

OhmygodIhavetheworstfuckingheadacheIthinkI’mgoingtodieIwouldliketoamputatepleaseOhmygod.
 P.S. America seems to think that Miami is only good for Clubs and Crime. “It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t live there.”
 I remember when I used to say that same thing, I swear.

1 February, 2008 (00:19) | Uncategorized | No comments

Double sinks and Roman tubs and Breakfast nooks, Oh my!!!

View of the Miami Intercoastal from what I REALLY really hope is going to be my new home!

The bathroom has a double sink, deep roman tub, stand up shower AND linen closet inside. None of my Manhattan apartments had double sinks. Or roman tubs. Much less a linen closet inside. Mind you there are two more […]

20 January, 2008 (20:18) | Uncategorized | 6 comments

Babies are Bombs

I love babies. They are all cute and cuddly and make you laugh just because they smile. But they are bombs. Like, nuclear bombs. They. explode.with. germs!!! In what can only be described as an answer to my prayers, my only Miami girlfriend lives on the SAME floor, THREE doors down from the condo I […]

17 January, 2008 (19:32) | Uncategorized | No comments

Part Deux: Sugar Mama’s and Hot Boys!!!

Some of my long time readers might remember that around this time last year I wrote about the “Pocketchange Natural Selection Speed Date event” for wealthy men and the golddiggers beautiful women looking to meet them. I’ve kind of softened my position on this event. At the end of the day, whether it’s explicitly stated or not, isn’t […]

15 January, 2008 (18:07) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Advice anyone?

Usually I am the one doling out the advice.  Usually, I have an idea of what the best solution to a problem is, the best way to solve all things complicated. But for this one, I’m sort of out of answers. This February is my birthday, Valentines Day and our anniversary, which is sort of […]

14 January, 2008 (16:41) | Uncategorized | 5 comments

Cute!!!

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The best part of this is her drawing hearts in the air. I love it!!!

10 January, 2008 (19:03) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

This Guy is amazing…

RecycledArea  via jakoblodwick

10 January, 2008 (01:33) | Uncategorized | 4 comments

IM Convo’s

Goldie: Did I tell you that I saw [redacted]
Ilyana: No! When, Where, Why!!
Goldie: At a club last week. I just looked at him and kept it moving. Probably a millisecond of eye contact..
ilyana: *Sigh*Are you ok?
Goldie: I showed no emotion….I was on my way out. I broke down on the street no one one saw […]

8 January, 2008 (23:52) | Uncategorized | No comments

Wow…

originally posted by Lani at 8/07/2006 03:33:00 AM
“Like a flower you need to water me”

“Today I told you I was no longer in love with you. I lied. It was a horrible and hurtful thing to say and I look back on it with deep regret. But with each passing day as we move forward […]

4 January, 2008 (03:28) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

♥ Hot Love ♥

Drock, I know that you think Kim is vapid  “Dumb as a rock”…..lol, but I had to rep for the Interracial Couples (of which I am 1/2 of, for those who didn’t know:) and post these pics of Kim and Reggie Bush from last night. They looked flawless, stunning and really happy. Maybe even engaged happy.

1 January, 2008 (23:06) | Uncategorized | 11 comments

Happy New Year xoxoxo

This time last year I was in a bad and tearful place. I felt like the world was falling apart around me, I had no direction, no security and fear was my best-friend. We shared everything. Fear, in many ways, took over my life. I embraced her, indulged in her unrelenting appeals to me. At times in […]

31 December, 2007 (21:42) | Uncategorized | 4 comments

If only I could remember this…


31 December, 2007 (21:27) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Denial

Me: What is wrong with this scale???I think it’s broken.!
The voice in my head: It’s not broken. You’re just a fatass.
Me: OMG, no I am not! I’ve been eating nothing but green beans and broccoli!
The voice in my head: You’re such a liar. What about that bag of Starbursts, the muffins and that gynormous chocolate […]

29 December, 2007 (18:49) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Oscar and Felix


28 December, 2007 (01:05) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

A Book a Day

  
 - This weeks entertainment-
update: Almost done with this weeks books. Loved them all except for Dave Eggers “A Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius” which I only bought because it was a Pulitzer finalist. I really wanted to love it…… I need more books. Any recommendations?
 original post after the jump:)

19 December, 2007 (17:42) | Uncategorized | 8 comments

A love story, *haha*


16 December, 2007 (06:02) | Uncategorized | 7 comments

Bad hair days?

     Keratin Complex Hair Therapy by Peter Coppola 
Formaldehyde FREE

How insanely good does my hair look.

 Details after the jump:)

14 December, 2007 (18:14) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

♥ How bout them apples ♥


13 December, 2007 (03:19) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

Todays Theme Song ♥ Miss Janet if you nasty! ♥

                                                                                                
                                                                                 ”Feedback” by Janet Jackson,

13 December, 2007 (00:47) | Uncategorized | No comments

Barry Bonds Corn!


13 December, 2007 (00:03) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

The *new* me :)

The inimitable Julie Marriott
I’m not sure exactly when this was, but sometime last year I began to hear rumblings about “This girl who reminds us of you. Well, she’s blond and talks WAY more then you. But she covers sports and she’s hot!!” Curious to meet this “new blond me”, Julie and I eventually began talking online, just about […]

9 December, 2007 (14:23) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

So we hope

reblogged from julia allison

9 December, 2007 (13:39) | Uncategorized | 2 comments

♥ The Garbage Truck Theory ♥

“Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger and full of dissapointment. As that garbage piles up, they need somewhere to dump it. And if you let them, they’ll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don’t take it personally. You […]

6 December, 2007 (15:37) | Uncategorized | No comments

ilyana: The standards that women have to live by these days are insane.
kwamby: I know. Men only have to be thoughtful to be hot. Women have to actually be hot to be hot.
ilyana: EXACTLY.

5 December, 2007 (02:44) | Uncategorized | No comments

Dealbreakers

When do you continue to work on a relationship and when do you just say, “Fuck it” and walk away? I’m struggling with this question. Or should I say, I’m struggling with what my dealbreaker is. Cheating = dealbreaker. This I know. But what I’m learning is that my dealbreaker may not necessarily be someone elses. […]

5 December, 2007 (00:25) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

♥ Todays Theme Song ♥

                                                                               
New Ashlee Simpson- “Outta My Mind”
And yes, this is a dedication:)

4 December, 2007 (14:50) | Uncategorized | No comments

Who wears Gucci pumps to the beach?

Girl who shall remain nameless: I didn’t pack any bathing suits.
Miss D: So you didn’t pack a single bathing suit for SOUTH BEACH.
Girl who shall remain nameless: I didn’t know it would be so warm and ya know, beeechy.

4 December, 2007 (03:08) | Uncategorized | 5 comments

Girls Rock, Boys Suck

First off, let me preface this by saying I have strep throat…Wheeee!!!! What gave me strep throat you might ask? Well, I really haven’t the slightest clue, though I would suspect that in one of the following places someone coughed on me, sneezed on me or (and unfortunately this happened entirely too often) some guy would grab my hand  and nearly […]

4 December, 2007 (02:48) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

It is 86 sunny degrees in Glorious Miami!!

With Mandy and Donna Trump @ Karu & Y last night.
The last few days have been a whirlwind. My best friend forever Mandy arrived with Miss D at about 7 am yesterday morning. Details to come:)

30 November, 2007 (20:07) | Uncategorized | 4 comments

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