I love babies. They are all cute and cuddly and make you laugh just because they smile. But they are bombs. Like, nuclear bombs. They. explode.with. germs!!! In what can only be described as an answer to my prayers, my only Miami girlfriend lives on the SAME floor, THREE doors down from the condo I want to buy. What are the odds. So after a showing of said condo, I went to visit my girl, who has a two year old daughter I am in love with. And of course, she coughed and sneezed on me and three days later I’m SICK!!! I want to crawl into bed and never come out. I cant breathe, swallow, smell, eat….nothing!!!